Archive for the ‘humor’ Category

Clash of the Titans

20 October 2011

We’re Sorry (The Fast and Furious Song)

12 October 2011

They’re Lumberjacks and They’re OK

30 August 2011

HOQUIAM, WA — A community festival in Hoquiam is attracting attention with a T-shirt mocking Osama bin Laden. Logging remains an important part of Grays Harbor County, and the loggers’ Playday festival celebrates that heritage every September. And every year, a special shirt is made. Known for being edgy, previous designs have mocked environmentalists and hippies. “The shirt in no way, shape or form was intended to be racist, or bigotry and anything along those lines,” said Don Bell, the festival T-Shirt creator. But this year, a brouhaha erupted when Osama bin Laden made the cut on the front of the 2011 T-shirt, strapped to a log, with the caption – “Osama bin Loggin.” …

I have heard, enough times that it makes me vomit, that Osama bin Laden was not a true member of the “Religion of Peace”, but that he hijacked it for his own purposes. In any event, the only muslims (or other liberals) who should be offended by this shirt are (a) those who support Osama bin Laden, agreeing with his goals and methods; and (b) those who think poor sheikh Osama was framed by the CIA and the Mossad for an inside job. And you know what? I honestly don’t give a fuck if any of those groups are offended. In fact, I hope they are. (more…)

I Couldn’t Resist

25 August 2011

I see people are still talking about Bill Clinton’s alleged vegan conversion, but I have yet to see anyone point out that he’s always had someone to eat his meat for him.

Posted Without Comment

16 August 2011

(H/T: VodkaPundit)

I’d Rather Have a Bottle in Front of Me…

12 July 2011

Another RoboMonkey implementation of a BuzzsawMonkey idea:

Booze: the only ethanol subsidy we need. (If you don’t recognize the reference in the subject line, it’s from this song.)

If You Don’t Put In Your Buck-o-Five, Who Will?

12 July 2011

This picture is a creative collaboration between me and Buzzsawmonkey, who told me: “I had an idea last week for a ‘FREEDOM’ poster: two pix side by side. One of an Iraqi holding up an index finger with purple ink, one of those voting pictures. The other of someone in TSA uniform, holding up a latex-gloved index finger – brown to the middle knuckle.”

(Freedom: just another thing the USA is outsourcing overseas.) In Iraq, the citizens give their government the finger. In Soviet America, government fingers YOU! (I can’t believe I’m doing a Yakov Smirnoff joke in 2011. I’m so ashamed.)

UPDATE: If you don’t recognize the reference in the subject line, it’s from this song.

July Fourth in DC

5 July 2011

This was on the only picture I got of this year’s Independence Day parade in Washington, DC.

Many Bothans died to bring you this blog entry.

Barack Obama stops Dominique Strauss-Kahn from touching Michelle

28 May 2011

Well, This Would Explain a Lot…

6 May 2011

Too Soon? (Via)

Two Completely Unrelated Stories from Weasel Zippers

25 April 2011

Unlike Muslim Holidays of Ramadan, Eid-ul-Fitr, Hajj, and Eid-ul-Adha, Obama Fails to Issue Proclamation Recognizing Easter

Lightning Strikes White House – Occupant Unharmed

Did smene just fail to take yet another hint?

UPDATE (three days later): Tragedy! Obama’s Favorite Golf Course Hit By Tornado…

Bipartisanship in Oregon

9 April 2011