“I must confess, when I see anyone with an Obama 2012 bumper sticker, I recognize them as a threat to the gene pool.”
— Representative Allen West (R-FL) (H/T: WZ)

When I’m driving, I naturally profile potential threats and keep my distance from them. I never allow drivers who are unable to stay in their lanes to get close to me, I never let myself get stuck behind people who like to hit their brakes at random even when the lights are green and there’s nobody in front of them, and I consider anybody with an Obama 2012 bumper sticker to have two strikes against them. (You get one strike if you’re driving a Prius. Not just any hybrid, but specifically a Prius; because Prius drivers have earned a reputation, in these parts, at least, for driving like idiots and assholes.)

3 Responses to “QOTD”

  1. LC Aggie Sith Says:

    An addendum to your rant: also stay away from vehicles that sport many bumper stickers. It has been my experience that the more stickers, the more erratic the driver. Most of the time, those with the largest amount of stickers tend to be tree-hugging, pot-supporting, coexist-pushing, Obama-loving idiots who can’t ever find the blinker.

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