People Will Say That We’re At War

OBAMA

Why do they write up stories of war misusing their free speech?

CARNEY

Why do the people all disagree, outside our reach?

OBAMA

Listen right here, we can make it clear what we will do
Here is the gist, a practical list of quotes for you…
Don’t tell it to them straight
FOX News is gonna hate
Find something the press can relate
People will say we’re at war!
Don’t say we’re sending arms
Just peaceful guided bombs
Find something in their bitter psalms
People will say we’re at war!
It’s a kinetic thing
Just loud sounds those concerts bring
Don’t disagree with your King!
People will say we’re at war!

CARNEY

Some people claim that you are to blame for all this mess
Why didn’t you get an IOU out of the Congress?
People all saw you above the law without that vote
Those girly-men back at the UN can’t keep you afloat
Don’t praise yourself too much
Don’t look so vain to them
Don’t brag about your brain with them
People will say we’re at war!
Don’t trust your charm too much
Your polls are in decline
It’s not two thousand and nine
People will say we’re at war!
Don’t dance around the facts
Your excuses are a bore
With rebels, no secret pacts
People will say we’re at war!

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