Oh No He Didn’t

In between getting his more pressing duties taken care of:

(Hope n’ Change) — …Barack Obama went golfing and delivered a comedy monologue for the Gridiron Press Club. Later, he used the entirety of his weekly radio address to talk about possible government actions to address the serious, urgent crisis in… pay inequality for women. But today, all of that is changing. Because today the president will appear on national television… to give his NCAA College Basketball picks (having actually taped this crucially important announcement yesterday). …

Obama has managed to say a few words about the disaster in Japan:

(White House) — Michelle and I send our deepest condolences to the people of Japan, particularly those who have lost loved ones in the earthquake and tsunamis. The United States stands ready to help the Japanese people in this time of great trial. The friendship and alliance between our two nations is unshakeable… (H/T: Weasel Zippers)

In the words of Todd Hockney, Usual Suspect, “Did you put that together yourself, Einstein? What, do you got a team of monkeys working around the clock on this?”

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