How Can We Bring The US To Sharia?

This is a song I wrote today to the tune of “How Do You Solve a Problem Like Maria,” from Rodgers and Hammerstein’s The Sound of Music… My second parody this week.

They are so free, love liberty
And drink forbidden beer!
When women show off their ass…ets
Their brothers do not care!
No discipline or beatings,
Honor killings anywhere…
I even see them eating greasy bacon!

They cling to their religion
Despite the way they’re schooled!
We only say we want a smidgen
But the people aren’t fooled!
Their leaders are all pigeons
But resistance hasn’t cooled…
The country should be ours just for the takin’!

One thing I’ll say to every heretic:
Freedom makes me sick.

How can we bring the US to sharia?
How do we keep their women under wraps?
When do we get those warheads from Korea?
We’ll teach it in schools!
Thank those leftist fools!
The saps!

Many a stone we’ll throw at the blasphemers
Also the men who like it in the bum!
But how do we make them pray
Prostrate five times a day
After the rule of Islam has come?
Oh, how can we bring the US to sharia?
How do we put them under Allah’s thumb?

Since I’ve been here I’m confused
By their ways I feel abused
I should never have to adapt to their ways!
Look down on them like a vulture,
My new country needs MY culture!
They must change!
We’ll arrange
Their last days!

We’ll sequester the females,
Teach some honor to the males,
Show them buttocks facing Mecca is our view…
They are evil! They are bad!
They are demons! They are mad!
Those who struggle will be strangled
Like a Jew!

How can we bring the US to sharia?
How do we keep their women under wraps?
When do we get those warheads from Korea?
We’ll teach it in schools! Thank those leftist fools! The saps!

Many a stone we’ll throw at the blasphemers
Also the men who like it in the bum!
But how do we make them pray
Prostrate five times a day
After the rule of Islam has come?
Oh, how can we bring the US to sharia?
How do we put them under Allah’s thumb?

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