Keeping You Abreast of News Across the Globe(s)

(Peace through superior bust size)

If the far-right Danish People’s party foreign policy spokesman Peter Skaarup has his way, anyone wishing to immigrate to Denmark must be able to handle to sight of breasts. (H/T: Weasel Zippers)

Al-Arabiya— According to Skaarup, a documentary film about Denmark that will be shown as part of an upcoming immigration test for foreigners needs to have a pair of breasts in it, to intimidate any extremists from attempting to enter the tiny Scandinavian country. Because a topless woman on a beach would be a good example of the Danish open-mindedness, Skaarup points out. This, he said, is mainly relevant for immigrants coming from fundamentalist societies where women are oppressed and are not allowed to display their sexuality or even their hair. On the other hand Danish women are allowed to wear – or not wear – what they please, underlining that he is not trying to provoke anyone with his statements. … “Topless bathing probably isn’t a common sight on Pakistani beaches, but in Denmark it is still considered quite normal. I honestly believe that by including a couple of bare breasts in the movie, extremists may have to think twice before deciding to come to Denmark,” he said.

I’m pretty sure that they’re aware of our decadent Western ways already, which is why they’re coming into Europe and America to kindly offer us their three paths to salvation: conversion, slavery, or death.

Integration spokesman for the Conservative Party, one of two government parties, Naser Khader says “a pair of naked breasts is no protection against extremism.”

Maybe not, but they certainly couldn’t hurt. Maybe a ham sandwich should be served while they’re watching the movie?

“My eyes are up here.”


2 Responses to “Keeping You Abreast of News Across the Globe(s)”

  1. centaur Says:

    Owe, my eye!

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