The Union of the Snake

According to The Plum Line (H/T: Hot Air), the SEIU (the purple-shirted union thugs who were being bused to town hall meetings to rough up anti-Obama protesters) is starting a third party in North Carolina, as a “shot across the bow of Dems” who just aren’t sending this country to socialist hell in a handbasket fast enough to suit them.

SEIU officials setting up the new party, called North Carolina First, are currently on the ground collecting signatures to qualify as a state party, SEIU officials tell me, adding that there are around 100 canvassers on the ground right now. The goal: To have the party up and running so candidates can run in this fall’s elections. It won’t be lost on political observers that three House Dems who voted No on reform are from the state: Heath Shuler, Mike McIntyre, and Larry Kissell. The new project is an outgrowth of SEIU’s earlier vow to hold House Dems accountable for voting against health reform and against labor’s interests in general.

Don’t the labor unions get to keep their expensive “Cadillac” health plans? So the only way in which destroying everybody else’s health care is in “labor’s interests” is if it forces more and more people to join unions in order to get a health care plan that actually, you know, cares for their health. In any event, vagabond trader over at The Blogmocracy referred to them as “The Purple People Beater Party”, which inspired me to pen this ditty (apologies to Sheb Wooley):

Well I saw some thugs marching into the crowd
They had purple shirts and they yelled really loud
They’ll bite off your fingers if you disagree
They looked like some purple people beaters to me!

They were dumb, blind, had one mind
Lying purple people beaters
(Dumb, blind, had one mind
Lying purple people beaters)
Dumb, blind, had one mind
Lying purple people beaters
Looked deranged to me!

They came in a bus and they marched up to me
I said, “Mister purple people beater, don’t beat me!”
I heard him say in a voice so meek
“I wouldn’t beat you, cuz you’re not old and weak!”

He was a dumb, blind, had one mind
Lying purple people beater
(Dumb, blind, had one mind
Lying purple people beater)
Dumb, blind, had one mind
Lying purple people beater
Looked deranged to me!

I said, “Mister purple people beater, what’s your line?”
He said, “Beating right-wing people, and it sure is fine!”
But that’s not the reason that he’s here today,
I want to beat some blacks to teach them not to stray!

Well, show some class, racist ass,
Lying purple people beater
Violent, Obama-sent
Crazy purple people beater
(“We love the one!”)
Looney purple people beater
Looked deranged to me!

Then he rejoined his crowd
And he picked up a sign
And they started the yell
The same old party line
It was a typical old leftist line
“Tough shit for youse cuz I got mine!”

Well, shut your face, big disgrace,
Lying purple people beater
The rule of law gets in your craw
Crazy purple people beater
(“We love the one!”)
Looney purple people beater
Looked deranged to me!

Then he went his their way,
And what do you know?
I saw him last night on Keith Olbie’s show
He was screaming at us, veins out on his head
Saying “I’m tolerant,
That’s why I was they were dead!”

(“Taquiyya!”)

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