Nancy Pelosi (D-Twilight Zone): “A Bill can be Bipartisan Without Bipartisan Votes.”
- Islam can be a religion of peace without any peaceful proclivities.
- Tea Party rallies can be racially discriminatory without discriminating by race (unlike, say, the MSNBC lineup).
- Global warming can be true without any actual warming of the globe.
- Rises in unemployment can be surprising even though they happen with regularity and with people predicting them beforehand.
Popularity: doesn’t last long once people find out you’re a fake!