Believe Five Impossible Things Before Breakfast

Nancy Pelosi (D-Twilight Zone): “A Bill can be Bipartisan Without Bipartisan Votes.”

  • Islam can be a religion of peace without any peaceful proclivities.
  • Tea Party rallies can be racially discriminatory without discriminating by race (unlike, say, the MSNBC lineup).
  • Global warming can be true without any actual warming of the globe.
  • Rises in unemployment can be surprising even though they happen with regularity and with people predicting them beforehand.

And so on… Oh, and here’s a bonus picture, from Desert Sage:

Popularity: doesn’t last long once people find out you’re a fake!

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