Believe Five Impossible Things Before Breakfast

Nancy Pelosi (D-Twilight Zone): “A Bill can be Bipartisan Without Bipartisan Votes.”

• Islam can be a religion of peace without any peaceful proclivities.
• Tea Party rallies can be racially discriminatory without discriminating by race (unlike, say, the MSNBC lineup).
• Global warming can be true without any actual warming of the globe.
• Rises in unemployment can be surprising even though they happen with regularity and with people predicting them beforehand.

And so on… Oh, and here’s a bonus picture, from Desert Sage:

Popularity: doesn’t last long once people find out you’re a fake!