Robomonkey's Blog

Resist Obama’s Fundamental Transformation…

RoboMonkey — Tue, 18 Dec 2012 19:22:17 +0000

Pot, Meet Kettle

RoboMonkey — Mon, 03 Dec 2012 14:25:43 +0000

Congress says that “veterans deemed too mentally incompetent to handle their own financial affairs [should] be prevented from buying a gun”. I say that anyone deemed “too mentally incompetent to handle their own financial affairs” should be prevented from serving in Congress.

Freaky

RoboMonkey — Mon, 05 Nov 2012 14:52:37 +0000

I just noticed that you can’t spell ROboMoNkEY without ROMNEY… (and “book”, apparently.)

Tomorrow

RoboMonkey — Mon, 05 Nov 2012 12:14:34 +0000

Twenty, twenty, twenty-four hours to go
The day we’ve long awaited
What else to do
Tell Barack “Screw you!”
And he will be deflated

Just get me to the ballot
Put me in the booth
Hurry hurry hurry
It’s the moment of truth
Can’t cope with the hopeless
Debt upon our youth
Oh no, oh no, oh no…

(x2)

Twenty, twenty, twenty-four hours to go
They all will be berated
MSM cries
And Obama’s lies
No, he was not misstated

Just get me to that station
Look at my ID
Hurry hurry hurry
I want to remain free
You can tell Joe Biden
This is a BFD
Oh no, oh no, oh no…

(x2)

New Respect on the World Stage

RoboMonkey — Sat, 13 Oct 2012 16:32:57 +0000

Introductions: Barack Obama’s popularity, meet Reality (click for full size)

Barry Bows to Blasphemy

RoboMonkey — Tue, 25 Sep 2012 15:40:39 +0000

Reminder:

So tell us, Barry, to whom does the future belong?

Click here for another high point from The One’s wretched speech.

Caption Time

RoboMonkey — Thu, 20 Sep 2012 15:11:28 +0000

Finger on the Scale

RoboMonkey — Wed, 19 Sep 2012 14:09:53 +0000

(H/T for Video: Jammie Wearing Fools)

That is very sloppy programming, where no answer within the alloted time defaults to the first choice (which, in this case, happens to be “Barack Obama”). A lack of response should either be ignored by the pollster (and most polling companies won’t tell us how many people refuse to answer) or counted as “no answer”.

Of course, some people will suspect that this is deliberate poll-rigging (although one shouldn’t rush to attribute to malice anything which can be adequately explained by stupidity). Even if that is the case, then it’s still sloppy programming because, if you’re rigging the poll to take silence as a vote for Obama, you don’t have the program say so out loud and thus provide evidence of your chicanery.

Bob is a Raaaaacist

RoboMonkey — Fri, 24 Aug 2012 12:52:12 +0000

(H/T: HillBuzz)

Cleaning Up the Weapons that Didn’t Exist

RoboMonkey — Tue, 07 Aug 2012 15:50:11 +0000

BAGHDAD (AP) — Britain will help the Iraqi government dispose of what’s left of deposed Iraqi dictator Saddam Hussein’s chemical weapons, still stored in two bunkers in north of Baghdad, the British embassy in Baghdad announced Monday. …

Really? They found Saddam’s chemical weapons? Shouldn’t that be news?

… Saddam stored the chemical weapons near population centers so that he could access them quickly, despite the danger to his civilian population. Most of Iraq’s chemical weapons were destroyed by military forces in 1991 during the first Gulf War or by U.N. inspectors after the fighting. …

So the UN knew about them? And didn’t bother mentioning that fact? Uncanny.

… The head of the Iraqi National Authority, Mohammed Al Sharaa, said the remnants “represent a great challenge to the Iraqi experts to safely dispose.” He called the agreement with British authorities “a good opportunity for Iraqi experts to benefit from the well-known expertise of U.K. experts.” British Ambassador to Iraq Simon Collis said Britain is glad to assist in what he called “this difficult and dangerous task.” (H/T: IMAO)

When does Bush get his apology?